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Abby

2008-09-18T17:09:00.005+10:00

I find it funny when a guy, who claims to find lesbian action hot, suddenly started dissing drunk girls that make out with other girls...because they're just trying to get attention. Its funny because i wanted to say to him "these girls are the ones that might want your attention and the only girls you may have a chance of sleeping with. Real lesbians dont want anything to do with you. Just imagine you're getting it on and pashing a future girlfriend and you see some wacky gay dude looking on. Perving, drooling and wanking over this- imagining that just because you are pashing your girlfriend, he might somehow be able to get in on the action and shove one up your bum hole. If you're grossed out, thats how "real" lesbians feel about you. (Think about it, that's exactly how it is if roles were reversed). So start thanking god that there are girls that care about your attention enough to pretend to kiss other girls to get it. You should be kissing the feet of these 'drunk girl-girl pashers'. For whatever reason that they want your attention, even if its a reason un-related to you (e.g. they are a hot insecure nympho), just rub your hands together and take advantage. Shut up and stop dissing dumbass...haha

In other news, Abby the abnomalicious pringleman:

"And when your fears subside and shadows still remain, I know that you can love me when theres no one left to blame"

2008-09-16T12:19:00.026+10:00

November Rain, Guns n Roses, 1991. Love this song. I see this gritty, seen-and-lived-it-all, ex-badass rockstar got hurt reeeal bad by some girl. She damaged their relatonship with some careless, diva act-up but he's telling her it'll all be alright in a way thats half reassuring and half pleading. He's showing understanding of the fact that being fickle, selfish and confused in relationships is a rite of passage we all go through when we're young. A guy who bares his vulnerabilty to his girlfriend while also being strong when shes scared is masculine and secure in himself (in my books).

Axl Rose with the girlfriend that appears in the video clip for this song

DIGRESSION: Go here to see a youtube clip of what marijuana does to spiders. Hilarious.

Also, Ive been overdosing reading this guy Sam Something's blog on SMH. Its called 'All Men Are Liars' but from what he writes about, it should really be called 'Bitter and insecure men are all liars but other men are smart, funny and kind". No he's not a pussy! Heres a piece of writing he posted by the crime novelist Raymond Chandler after his wife Cissy Pascal's death in 1954 where after he said poigantly 'I want that'. I hope this melts all my playerhating sisters out there. Here's the extract:

"She was the beat of my heart for thirty years. She was the music heard faintly at the edge of sound. It was my great and now useless regret that i never wrote anything really worthy of her attention, no book that I could dedicate to her.

"I planned it. I thought of it but I never wrote it. Perhaps I couldn't have written it. Perhaps by now she realises that I tried, and that I regarded the sacrifice of several years of a rather insignificant literary career as a small price to pay, if I could make her smile a few times more.
"... I wasn't faithful to my wife out of principle because she was completely adorable, and the urge to stray which afflicts many men at a certain age, because they think they've been missing a lot of beautiful girls, never touched me. I already had perfection.

"When she was younger she used to have sudden and very short-lived tempers, in which she would throw pillows at me. I laughed. I liked her spirit. She was such a terrific force fighter ... and she always won, not because she deliberately put on the charm at the tactical moment, but because she was so irresistible without knowing it or caring about it.

"... For thirty years, ten months, and four days, she was the light of my life, my whole ambition. Anything else I did was just the fire for her to warm her hands at."

Pictures from last friday:

The fun corner of my cubicle at work..i really need some more stuff. That moose is something they give to clients in Germany. Its cute.

Afterwork drinks at the Loft
Trying really hard not to pass out because he hadn't slept for like 40 hours.

Haha
Mags xxoo

Only in Japan

2008-09-15T10:51:00.006+10:00

Amusing, must share-

And also, I must be the last person on Earth to find out that Japs live through Vending Machines. These ones look good:

Hot springs, the 3rd thing I wanna see most in Japan (after No.1 Food and No. 2 Shopping)- I feel relaxed just looking at these

Now, new from Louis Vuitton, I havn't decided if I like this bag or not. I've only seen it in pictures from Style.com and for some reason I get vibes of a tacky, plastic bowling bag from Lonsdale. On the other hand I havent seen this bag in real life so it could be much nicer (like it usually is). Because I think the colours really pretty, Im giving it the benefit of the doubt and hoping its actually a gorgeous and timeless bag for their younger market (like the LV cherry monogram mmm). This arrived in Australia on September 4th.Britneys already got hers

Mags xxoo

Louboutin Stilletoes are so Fucking Sexy

2008-09-11T11:00:00.028+10:00

They say that a woman's shoes are an extension of the woman. I think this picture really nails home the point:
Christian Louboutin Ad Campaign

I know its like some naffy slogan some marketing guy made up for his client that ive just swallowed hook line sinker...but in the case of Christian Louboutin shoes, they WILL make you more attractive. You are walking with a hot extension of your hot self. Whats also sexy is that they are comfortable. So they not only make you look good, they care about you and how your feets feeling. Im in love.

Here are some I am currently drooling over after looking online and at DJs Elizabeth Street:

Hot and Hiiiigh

Sexy
Gorgeous

Congraduations!

2008-09-11T09:32:00.007+10:00

Are you laughing at the title of this post? I am!
:)

After 17 total years with the Education System, im finally done. I aint taking a schooling from no one no more! Ive been with this institution all my life and until the last 5 years its been my entire life. Every year in high school I would do all my homework on time, self teach myself the Maths from one year above and in year 11 do self research into the English books we read. I've been deprived, Ive gained things...and now its time to move on.

For awhile at the end of 4th year Uni I was shitting myself because I played around for 4 years of Uni and ended up with no summer clerkship and had only a credit average..which is apparantly worthless in law. So that summer, I found myself my first job in 8 years at Keddies Lawyers (my one and only job before that was for 3 months when I just turned 14 and 9 months and worked as a table setter at my local Steak Ranch mmm). Keddies was the biggest personal injury firm in NSW, was kinda interesting and I worked to build a good resume.

On tuesday when I finally graduated I took a moment to appreciate where I am today. Working at KPMG as a Corporate Tax Consultant for the past 9 months...it's been really boring but I think its decent for a first year Graduate and a good place to start my career. Anyway, Im at work right now and thats all the good things I will say about work in case I feel like taking it back in 2 seconds time haha.

These are my favourite shots from my Graduation night:

My Bachelor Law and Bachelor of Arts (majoring in English) degrees. Aww Im proud of myself.

So beautiful!...It was such a late graduation and so dark the only place to take photos was the library!

Loving my roses

Dinner afterwards at about 9pm!! I was completely famished.

More pics on facebook

Mags xxoo

Alice Mccall Spring/Summer 2008

2008-09-08T19:36:00.015+10:00

How hot are these skirts! These outfits show off the soft feminine curves of a girls waist and hips while set against bold, strong colours or sharp strong lines. Its a contrast of the external vulnerability of her body against the internal strength of her attitude and charisma. I call it.."little pretty hard bitch" hahaha just joking. Alice Mccall actually calls this collection "High on Rebellion".

After a boring, impractical and sometimes hideous Autumn/Winter 2008 collection, the Alley M is baaack.

This one also comes in a skirt but the dress is hotter. Its so versatile and effortlessly sexy. Meaning you will look hot and appropriate if your wearing it for something everyday and casual (coffee, lunch, shopping) and will continue to look hot and appropriate even if some freak unforseen event happens later that same day (nice dinner, bar drinks, have to save the world in a shoot-em-up blow-em-up action movie scenario). You will stay looking appropriate, hot and effortless while in the thick of shooting things up, blowing things up and jumping from buildings.

To show my point, this is the outfit Olga Kurylenko/Nika Boronina did it in Hitman. She was a prosi in this movie but shes effortlessly sexy wearing her everday work clothes that turned into her save the world outfit.

Mags xxoo

Shandong Dumpling House

2008-09-08T00:00:00.023+10:00

I can't get enough of Shandong Dumpling House in Ashfield. For the past two months, its where Ive been every week for a lazy Sunday brunch. The place has all my favourite foods that I grew up eating. Its got a North-East Chinese style that's just like my mum's home cooking. Totally yum and also really really cheap! The food originally comes from a poor area so its all about wholesome flavours and nothing fancy...apparantly like Irish food I'm told.

Hand made dumplings: Anyone who grew up eating their parents dumplings at home would understand there is a huuuuge difference between handmade and machine made skin. Texture is completely different and hand made also tastes wholesome and delish. Also theres a difference between Northern and Southern Chinese dumplings. Northern is better. Its $7.50 a plate and this place gives huge servings..great value.
Candied Sweet Patatoe: This is the only place in Sydney that I know that has this. Just craving for this dish alone would be enough for me to come here every week. Look at that stringy toffee goodness. YUM. This is $15 a plate and I always finish it.

Hot and Sour Sliced Patatoe and Pork with Wrap: I obviously made up the name for this one because it's a made up dish. Its a special order just for me- this was one of my childhood faves. This dish is about $20 but its massive.

We always try to order a new dish each time and this one is Pork with some fried doughy batter. It's pretty plain, can't remember how much this one cost and it's not gonna become one of the regular dishes.

Partner in crime and fellow Shandong Dumpling House lover.

Signature me shot...
Constipated from eating only meat and carbs.

Mags xxoo

Join the really high club

2008-09-05T11:40:00.014+10:00

Last night I tuned into the really high adventures of Harold & Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay and my verdict is that it was really good. I found this movie hilarious, didn't have to think much and you'll like it too if your into being a stoner, sex and a lot of nudity. WARNING: Do not watch this movie if you only enjoy movies that have realistic, believable storylines that make sense. Also don't see it if you're after a shrewed and inspiring political satire that explores the facets of Guantanamo Bay with a touch of light and shade. I give this movie 4.5/5 stars and just for a second opinion Jeff (who's seen the 1st one 15 times) gives it 4/5. Its awesome.

Here are just a few memorable moments, all that I can find on google:

Why's your cyclops ass in my bed?

Neil Patrick Harris: What's your name, miss?
Tits Hemmingway: Tits Hemmingway.
Neil Patrick Harris: I hope you're ready for me, Tits. Because I'm going to rock out with my cock out, and you're going to jam out with your clam out. It's going to be magical.

(Btw Tits Hemingway pictured above's real name is Echo Valley..some unsubtle allusions there)

Sensible Harold in the whorehouse getting into some debate and not getting his dick wet or his fuck ooonn.

Go here and sing along to the 49sec clip of My Dick..so hot its stolen, your dick look like Gary Coleman...My dick

Mags xxoo